By: Nat Conley🥷🥷⚔️🗡️


Hi, my name is Bowser, and as you probably know I’m in a book series that’s the opposite of Mario.the series is made by Eddie Conley, and you should read the series when it’s done. Learn more about Eddie  @wwweddieConley.com . And I can’t wait to defeat the kong army😈!! Me and my army are making a base in the middle of mt .st Hellen, and we even have a composing room! Visit us @wwwbowserFlare.com. You can visit my pet piranha  plant at Brooklyn botanical garden. You should also see Nat Conley, he’s a best selling New York times author he lives in 

ohio usa. You’ll have to see the movie where I beat Mario mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! My friend Blue shell will have a big part in the movie. He's gonna be me Bowser, and Anakin Skywalker will be Mario,and Hulk will be DK. 

You can buy Bowser toys at Target,and go to Bowser brothers pizza where me and bowser.jr make bacon pizza. Go to super Mario bros pasta Mario and Luigi work they make perfect fettucini.

I live in Pompeii Italy, and I love painting mt. Vesuvius. I live in a beautiful villa with a nice piano and a small living room and kitchen. I live with my wife Peaches.I have another house in 

Portland Maine Washington ave. . Me and peach even have a son. His name is Bowserll!! 

My son's favorite restaurant  is Palace Diner, his favorite food there is the Pancakes.(My friend Chad Conley own’s Palace Diner.)

Peach works in the coopatroopa army marine corps, she took over DK island.

Bowserll is 14 years old, he goes to Flare academy, His favorite class is War history,He thinks it’s interesting.He’s acing math science and literacy, He’s a great student (He’s the best student in his grade!) He got 100\100 in his last math test.( He aces every test.)

Bowser jr. is always working at Bowser brothers, but when He’s at home he likes oil painting and going on walk’s.

Peach likes writing love poems 💕 and working out and playing Monopoly, she also likes cooking.

Blue shell likes leading the Coopatroopa army and fighting wars and also sleeping.😴 

Now that you know what we like doing I’ll tell you where my pets live. You already know where my piranha plant lives,I’ll tell you where my Goomba lives,he lives in my yard.

My loud Lion🦁 lives in the Bronx zoo  My Hippo🦛 also lives at the Bronx zoo.


My friend Ulysses .s Grant likes reading about king Louis XIV and king Louis XVI.Nathan Hale likes spying on Mario and Lugiu. Jimmy Doolittle likes flying my airship and bombing stuff💣💥.Richard e. Cole likes flying fighter planes✈️. Henry knox likes using the Bullet Bill’s💥.poopy von fart likes pooping💩.